This should get you all up to speed on what has occured in my life during the past four months. More details will follow. To begin:

I am no longer in New Orleans

I did not go to Lebanon

I moved out of DC very quickly

I've been in Pakistan

I have had three beards

I went to Idaho and Italy

I was in a car accident

I'm engaged

I went back to Pakistan

I like rugs and want to sell some to you

I make maps in Pakistan

I've gained some weight

I had tea with a Khan

I can cuss like a sailor in Urdu. In fact, chupa lagao, chuts!

I work a lot saving babies. This post just cost a few, so who knows when I'll update this again.